Thursday, January 31, 2013

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New world record

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

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Background #dickfootpush

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

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Inevitable hip replacement. Off the board gramps!

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Damn you gramps, get off my board.

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Monday, January 28, 2013

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Log jam

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Friday, January 25, 2013

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Frat paddle + longboard = a reason to kill. Check the Daily for the scoop. #fratboard

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Frat Hard. Shred Hard


Well everyone, you are in for a treat today, I have found something that is truly mind blowing and almost incomprehensible. Leave it to a group of asshole frat boys to conjure up an idea so outrageous, stereotypical and cliche its almost unbelievable. Ok so let's think, what two things equal the essence of a college frat bro? Well one thing that comes to mind is the ritual these prehistoric neanderthals take part in every year.  Im talking about the hazing rituals used to strip the humanity and breakdown a young fraternity pledges mind and spirit. More specifically the tool used during those hazing rituals, the frat paddle. And the second thing should be obvious, but for those who are wondering, it's longboarding.

So if we were to be living in an alternate universe where this idea might be a legitimate idea, we might see a fuckin frat paddle crossed with a longboard, but we dont live in an alternate universe and yes this idea is fuckin real!!


Say hello or go fuck yourself to fratboards.com. This is truly the most disappointing thing I have seen in my entire life. Take a look at what we are dealing with.



I just cant believe this is actually real.

Have fun perusing the fratboards.com website, it is pure comedy.

Hell has frozen over.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

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Got drunk this weekend and made the best decision of my life!

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We're rollin one up in honor of our followers. Keep the foot alive! Thanks everyone

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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

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Diary of a frat bro. #sobro

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

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One more try, I fuckin got this!

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Monday, January 21, 2013

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Uumm, yeah, that's pretty much right. #fuckinfruitbooters

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Sunday, January 20, 2013

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The holiest of holies. @christianhosoi #christair #sundayworship

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Saturday, January 19, 2013

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We were very sad to hear the news of the passing of Lewis Marnell today. Our condolences go out to the friends and family. A very tragic loss of talent! RIP Lewis. #riplewismarnell #skateforlife

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Yeah, I'd like two large cheese pizzas and make it quick.

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RIP Lewis Marnell


It is a very sad day for skateboarding today. We just learned of the passing of Lewis Marnell and we just wanted to express our condolences to the friends and family. Lewis was a very talented individual and will be sorely missed in the skate world. Here are some clips of Lewis for everyone to enjoy.









RIP Lewis, you will be missed brotha!

Friday, January 18, 2013

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Alright everyone, we only have a handful of these stickers left and want to do another big order, but do to the popularity we need a little help gettin it underway. If you want to donate email Dickfoot[at]me.com for details. Anybody who contributes will get a banger package of DF sticks! Thanks for the support!

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For anyone who's at Sundance this year and if you've got Dickfoot slaps, especially @billrosewood @jackie435 @padoconnor @six_toes @calebflowers @_hathenbruck_ @_oldflowers_ @te11heriskate @billdoe since you dudes are in prime location, let's get some celebs slapped with the Dickfoot! If you need more I have a handful left. Let's do this!

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Thursday, January 17, 2013

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Get your popcorn, it's movie night! #hardflip #legitskatemovie

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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

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You Shall Not Pass! @blood_wizard

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

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They took our spots, now we take their heads!

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Monday, January 14, 2013

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Well it's Monday again and that means I gotta get my ass to work. #ihatemondays #skitching

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Friday, January 11, 2013

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@stevenash, baller on and off the court

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Thursday, January 10, 2013

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Fuck authority, we do what we want! #skateboardinggirl #noskateboarding

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6 triple grande non fat mocha lattes comin up!

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I knew it! Fuckin Nazis

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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

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It just got worse @antiqueskate

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"What is everyone laughing at?" Maybe your amphibious wrongboard. Keep that shit in the ocean buddy. #wrongboard

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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

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Wroooooooooooongboard. Nuff said.

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Elvis birthday special #dickfoot and all. #kingfoot

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Monday, January 7, 2013

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Who duz it? muthafuckin' Eazy duz it. @fuck_swaggg

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Doin what he does best. #justinbieberofskateboarding

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Friday, January 4, 2013

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Watch your back @wheelbiterz

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Not so new, New Balance Numeric skate shoes


Yet another major shoe company is putting their hands in the proverbial skateboard cookie jar. This time it's New Balance with the help of none other than the chief himself, Jamie Thomas and Black Box Distribution. On Dec. 10, 2012 New Balance Numeric became official and put out a press release announcing its entrance into the skate game.


Since then only a few images of the shoes emerged, but today hungry media outlets joined together at Dodger Stadium to feast on the corporate garbage that New Balance and Black Box had to offer.

Skateboarder Magazine's exclusive: New Balance Numeric sneak peak photos
The Skateboard Mag exclusive: New Balance Numeric Line

Photo from theskateboardmag.com

All I gotta say is these shoes look straight outa the 1980's. I don't see one bit of innovation or creative design in any of these shoes. There is nothing "new" about this line, everything is already outdated from the start. And with all the comments I've seen they haven't been well received or welcomed. Here is one comment.


I know thats only one comment out of thousands that are going around, but it does say something about whats going on.

Personally I've never been a fan of these shoe giants dipping there hands in the skate game, but you can go check out all the links and decide for yourself.

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Fuck the world! Skate or die! #ftw

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Thursday, January 3, 2013

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New deck, new trucks, new wheels. Let's fuckin roll!

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Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids. #skateboardinggirl #skateboardingrabbit

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