Well we've already killed Osama Bin Laden, but terrorists are still out there reeking havoc on innocent people around the world. Luckily BPG Werks has managed to create a hunk of metal that looks like a scooter/skateboard/tank on fuckin steroids. It's called the DTV Shredder and as you can see below it's not only for aiding soldiers in flushing out terrorists, but for mid-western and southern hillbillies as well.
"The DTV Shredder (or Dual Tracked Vehicle) redefines ‘off-road’ by transforming the outdoors into your personal playground. Its all-mechanical design, powerful engine and aggressive tank treads allows for high-speed travel on any terrain, in any season."
"While the ground-breaking vehicle demands the attention of adrenaline junkies worldwide, it also doubles as a rugged, multi-application workhorse for law enforcement, military, hunting, farming and other industries." -bpgwerks.com-And from the photo gallery they have online, it looks like they have some celebrity endorsers.........
Boom! LACED the fuck up Peter Smolik and...............
Bam Margera, glad to see he's back at work, he hasn't done anything since that shitty show on MTV.
Their media gallery is quite comical, go check it out for yourself, but here is a little taste of some of the backwoods hillbillies that use this piece of shit.
All I have left to say is that It's about time somebody made one of these things, I was getting anxious.
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